Monday, September 30, 2013

23 Halloween Costumes You Should Consider Before Wearing The Miley Cyrus Look

God save our souls from the impending twerkpocalypse .


A potato.


A potato.


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A bottle of ketchup.


A bottle of ketchup.


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A sack of sugar.


A sack of sugar.


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A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can't do anything.


A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can't do anything.


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The Most Demonic KFC Ketchup Art

What did the Colonel say to your finger?


KETCHUP


KETCHUP


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What's Your Favorite Line From A Coen Brothers Movie?

At the premiere of Joel and Ethan Coen’s Inside Llewyn Davis , the movie’s cast revealed their favorite lines from the Coens’ other movies. What’s your favorite?








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April Ashley: The Vogue Model Who Became A Transgender Icon

Born in the 1935 slums of Liverpool, April Ashley was one of the first people to undergo gender reassignment surgery at a time when it was nearly unheard of. A secret that would eventually derail her modeling career amid public scandal.


April Ashley’s life is the focus of a new exhibition at The Museum Of Liverpool.


April Ashley: Portrait of a Lady will depict April’s "very public story" and "investigate the wider impact of changing social and legal conditions for all trans and lesbian, gay and bisexual people."


April Ashley’s life is the focus of a new exhibition at The Museum Of Liverpool.


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Kate Upton Is Off The Market

That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!



Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are dating — and have been for months.


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Katy Perry talked to Billboard about how smart she thinks her boyfriend John Mayer is:


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"He literally is a genius, as is evident from his songwriting. I always tell him, 'Darling, you know I'm going to have to give your mind to science after you've passed, because we're going to have to understand how all these sparks work.' We'll be in bed, and he'll be doing the crossword puzzle. Every night, he tries to finish it in under 10 minutes. When he puts his mind to something, he really gets it done very well. I always ask for his help."



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Lorde had a few not-so-kind things to say about Taylor Swift:


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Proof Han Solo Is Actually Your Ex-Boyfriend

♫ Flew me to places I’d never been. ♫


He was constantly broke.


He was constantly broke.


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He was always gone on business trips.


He was always gone on business trips.


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His wardrobe was a little... repetitive.


His wardrobe was a little... repetitive.


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He spent all day with his best friend doing god knows what.


He spent all day with his best friend doing god knows what.


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Ride This Virtual “Struggle Bus” And Watch Your Life Crash And Burn

Some students at the engineering school of The University of Pennsylvania created this interactive site to help you vent.


It's simple. Just enter the struggle bus.


It's simple. Just enter the struggle bus .



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Type in your struggle.


Type in your struggle.


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And, one by one, watch your struggle come to life in the form of a bus breaking down.


And, one by one, watch your struggle come to life in the form of a bus breaking down.


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40 Times Cristiano Ronaldo Blessed The World With His Beautiful Presence

Praise the Portuguese gods.


When he blessed this ball with the sheer magical power of booty.


When he blessed this ball with the sheer magical power of booty.


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When he blessed this underwear.


When he blessed this underwear.


When he blessed this foot while wearing underwear.


When he blessed this foot while wearing underwear.


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When he blessed these abs while wearing underwear.


When he blessed these abs while wearing underwear.


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Jesse's Revenge: A "Breaking Bad"/"Need For Speed" Mashup

Jesse Pinkman hunts for payback after the end of Breaking Bad. SPOILERS for the finale!



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21 Things That Will Make You Pass Out With Rage

Why universe? WHY?


Seriously? Ugh.


Seriously? Ugh.


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Welp, this commute is gonna be great.


Welp, this commute is gonna be great.


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It just had to be there, didn't it?


It just had to be there, didn't it?


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Just... open... god... dammit


Just... open... god... dammit


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Watch This Naked Guy With A Boner Harass Women In Creepy "Pick-Up" Attempt

Freddy Fairhair decided it would be funny to hit on women while naked. With a boner. And in public. (NSFW.)


A Norwegian YouTube personality named Freddy Fairhair posted a video earlier today that shows him accosting women on the street while naked with a (blurred for video!) erection.



The video, which is semi-NSFW and set to a weirdly Western soundtrack, is called "Naked Guy Picking Up Girls." It features Fairhair approaching a number of young women on the street and in parks in Norway to ask for their phone numbers, ask whether his erection is visible, and in some cases, when the women are seated, move in for a hug.


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The video shows Fairhair approaching a number of young women on the street and in parks.


The video shows Fairhair approaching a number of young women on the street and in parks.


Not creepy at all!


Not creepy at all!




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25 Moments When Joey And Chandler Won At Friendship

Could they BE any cuter?


When they became pioneers in the art of greeting.


When they became pioneers in the art of greeting.


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And making manly entrances.


And making manly entrances.


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When they helped each other self-reflect.


When they helped each other self-reflect.


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When they gave affirmation in unison, like so:


When they gave affirmation in unison, like so:


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This Salsa Dancing Granny Will Probably Steal Your Boyfriend

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.



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13 Pointless Observations Every Football Fan Makes About Their Team When It's Losing

We have no idea how our quarterback would go about improving his footwork, or how an offensive line can get more “push.” But sometimes it just feels good to say something that at least sounds like constructive criticism.


"Our receivers need to improve their route running."


"Our receivers need to improve their route running."


When you say it: Any time a pass play doesn't work and it's not because of an obvious mistake by the quarterback and there aren't any famous receivers on your team.


Whose fans are saying it this season: New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers.


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"Our offensive line needs to get more push."


"Our offensive line needs to get more push."


When you say it: After a run of any kind fails to pick up at least four yards for any reason at all.


Whose fans are saying it this season: Pittsburgh Steelers, New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, Michigan Wolverines, USC Trojans.


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"Our defensive line needs to get more push."


"Our defensive line needs to get more push."


When you say it: Any time an opposing quarterback completes a pass on third and long without any noticeable pressure from the pass rush.


Whose fans are saying it this season: The Steelers and Giants only have four sacks each on the year so far. (The league leaders, the Chiefs, have 18.)


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"We've got to start mixing up our coverage schemes."


"We've got to start mixing up our coverage schemes."


When you say it: Any time more than two consecutive passes are completed against your defense.


Whose fans are saying it this season: Everyone who plays against the Broncos.


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This Guy Invented A Do-Everything Helmet That May Or May Not Actually Do Everything

Go Go Gadget… Helmet?



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12 Whiskey And Food Pairings You Need To Know About

Forget the red or white selection at dinner: It’s all about the brown now, baby.






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D.C. Staffers Turn To Craigslist To Score Their Government Shutdown Booty Calls

Government employees are ready to get their freak on. (NSFW-ish.)


Male, 30, from Virginia: He just wants to kiss.


Male, 30, from Virginia: He just wants to kiss.


Male, bi-curious, 46: She's looking for a couple to get down with.


Male, bi-curious, 46: She's looking for a couple to get down with.


Male, 30, muscle, government lawyer: He wants to grab a drink and complain about Ted Cruz. Also, sex.


Male, 30, muscle, government lawyer: He wants to grab a drink and complain about Ted Cruz. Also, sex.


Male, white, 33, muscle: He wants to relieve the shutdown stress.


Male, white, 33, muscle: He wants to relieve the shutdown stress.




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