God save our souls from the impending twerkpocalypse .
A potato.
A bottle of ketchup.
A sack of sugar.
A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can't do anything.
God save our souls from the impending twerkpocalypse .
At the premiere of Joel and Ethan Coen’s Inside Llewyn Davis , the movie’s cast revealed their favorite lines from the Coens’ other movies. What’s your favorite?
Born in the 1935 slums of Liverpool, April Ashley was one of the first people to undergo gender reassignment surgery at a time when it was nearly unheard of. A secret that would eventually derail her modeling career amid public scandal.
April Ashley: Portrait of a Lady will depict April’s "very public story" and "investigate the wider impact of changing social and legal conditions for all trans and lesbian, gay and bisexual people."
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That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are dating — and have been for months.
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Katy Perry talked to Billboard about how smart she thinks her boyfriend John Mayer is:
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"He literally is a genius, as is evident from his songwriting. I always tell him, 'Darling, you know I'm going to have to give your mind to science after you've passed, because we're going to have to understand how all these sparks work.' We'll be in bed, and he'll be doing the crossword puzzle. Every night, he tries to finish it in under 10 minutes. When he puts his mind to something, he really gets it done very well. I always ask for his help."
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Lorde had a few not-so-kind things to say about Taylor Swift:
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♫ Flew me to places I’d never been. ♫
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Some students at the engineering school of The University of Pennsylvania created this interactive site to help you vent.
Praise the Portuguese gods.
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Jesse Pinkman hunts for payback after the end of Breaking Bad. SPOILERS for the finale!
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Why universe? WHY?
Freddy Fairhair decided it would be funny to hit on women while naked. With a boner. And in public. (NSFW.)
The video, which is semi-NSFW and set to a weirdly Western soundtrack, is called "Naked Guy Picking Up Girls." It features Fairhair approaching a number of young women on the street and in parks in Norway to ask for their phone numbers, ask whether his erection is visible, and in some cases, when the women are seated, move in for a hug.
Could they BE any cuter?
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We have no idea how our quarterback would go about improving his footwork, or how an offensive line can get more “push.” But sometimes it just feels good to say something that at least sounds like constructive criticism.
When you say it: Any time a pass play doesn't work and it's not because of an obvious mistake by the quarterback and there aren't any famous receivers on your team.
Whose fans are saying it this season: New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers.
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When you say it: After a run of any kind fails to pick up at least four yards for any reason at all.
Whose fans are saying it this season: Pittsburgh Steelers, New York Giants, Baltimore Ravens, Michigan Wolverines, USC Trojans.
When you say it: Any time an opposing quarterback completes a pass on third and long without any noticeable pressure from the pass rush.
Whose fans are saying it this season: The Steelers and Giants only have four sacks each on the year so far. (The league leaders, the Chiefs, have 18.)
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When you say it: Any time more than two consecutive passes are completed against your defense.
Whose fans are saying it this season: Everyone who plays against the Broncos.
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Government employees are ready to get their freak on. (NSFW-ish.)