47 Thoughts Every Grown Woman Has In The American Girl Doll Store

These aren’t the dolls you’re looking for.

Leonora Epstein

1. These are not the American Girl dolls I know.

2. They all look like they shop at Forever 21 and are way cooler than me.

3. And their hair? Oh my god. All these dolls seriously have Pinterest and have been heavy researching braid crown tutorials.

::Stares deep into the eyes of an American Girl doll wearing a pink terrycloth halter dress::


4. I look at you and feel nothing.

5. Jeez. All these new dolls look like they're so ... busy. Like one minute they're camping, the next they're in ballet class. Then they're at the beach. Then the Olympics.

6. I would never be able to keep up.

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