Warning: sarcastic answers ahead.
"Do you miss him/her?"
No, being separated from your soulmate for long periods of time is fantastic.
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"So are you guys serious?"
No, we just stay in a relationship with each other hundreds of miles apart to rack up frequent flyer miles.
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"Aren't you afraid she/he's going to cheat on you?"
Spoiler alert: trust is trust. No matter the distance.
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"Well how do you know for sure that they're not cheating on you?"
How do YOU know your S/O isn't cheating on you? Oh, trust? Faith? Yeah, it's exactly like that.
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