It doesn’t have to make sense, just let it happen.
Sherry Vine & Misstress Formika -- "Fight For Your Right To Be Queer"
The Gist: A song about being unapologetically queer in the face of adversity set to the tune of "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)."
Best Line: "Your dad just gagged 'cause he caught you in drag / And then he threw away your gay porno mag!"
Best Visual: The "parents" sitting on the couch next to two boys making out.
Igor Dewe -- "Sexual Obsession"
The Gist: A weird greaser man follows a slightly disinterested object of affection around while gyrating. Dewe is Russian, lives in Paris now, and wrote "All against Russian anti-gay law! Let's do some Love propaganda" when he released this video.
Best Line: The song is less than special. The best part is certainly watching the singer dance around in a unitard in a fountain.
Best visual: Unitard. Fountain. Gold belt. Can't stress it enough.
Double Duchess -- "Deviant"
The Gist: Maybe it's a party? A nightclub? There are a lot of flashing lights, and you'll become addicted to the song.
Best Line: "I come so far 'cause I know what's good / A little bit of class and a little bit of hood."
Best Visual: Probably the purple dildo nestled between boobs.
Big Dipper -- "Meat Quotient"
The Gist: Little Big Dipper gets sent out to get some "meat," by his mother, commences singing about penises while literally surrounding himself with meat -- the man-kind and the kind they sell at grocery stores.
Best Line: "My craving for crotch-meat is growing vigorous." (I wasn't kidding.)
Best Visual: His head packaged like steak you buy at the store.
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