Look, guys, spaghetti is straight.
In a recent interview, chairman of Barilla pasta, Guido Barilla, said the company would never use a gay couple in its advertising.
"I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of respect but because we don't agree with them," Barilla said. "Ours is a classic family where the woman plays a fundamental role."
Looking back at past Barilla commercials, it's clear why they can't use a gay family.
Pasta is an important food source for heterosexuals.
If gay people eat up all the pasta, then what will heterosexuals eat? Vegetables? I don't think so.
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Straight people rely on pasta to fall in love.
If pasta gets too gay, how will straight people have romantic dinners?
Barilla / Via youtube.com
Straight dogs rely on pasta to fall in love.
It's Lady and the Tramp. Not the Tramp and Steve.
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