Because our lives are tough and we didn’t learn about hard work, self-sacrifice, and responsibility like our grandparents’ generation.
Freeze time by saying "time out!" and making the corresponding hand gesture
Because there aren't enough hours in the day to accomplish everything you need to do on Facebook.
Via geeksonparade.wordpress.com
Alternative: touch your fingers together to freeze time
Don't forget to clap your hands when you're done! Note: only works if your father is from the planet Antareus and communicates with you through a cube.
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Touch your ear, say "showtime, Synergy!," and let you holographic double do some of the work
Because life is a two-person job, and they just added a new season of Law & Order: SVU to Netflix.
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Trick your enemies into saying "I don't know," and let the slime show them who's boss
Because you don't have time to craft the perfect comeback. Note: getting them to say "water" also works, but not as well.
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