Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Characters Of "Orange Is The New Black" As Cats

Everything is better with cats.


Piper Chapman -- This Lame Orange Stockphoto Kitten


So Piper is like this kitten in that they're both decent-looking, and beyond that they don't have much to offer. Not in an insulting way, really, but more in just a this-is-what-it-is kinda way. This makes Piper a great main character because she anchors us in the crazy world of prison life, but it also makes her a bland little kitten that chases her own tail.


Piper Chapman -- This Lame Orange Stockphoto Kitten


Via veterinary.ie


Miss Claudette Pelage -- Princess Monster Truck


Okay, let's face it: neither of these ladies gives off the most welcoming vibe when you first meet her. But then, as you get to know them, you realize that icy exterior is just a mask they wear to deal with the world. They've been through some shit that you wouldn't BELIEVE. But yeah, you should still sleep with one eye open... just in case.


Miss Claudette Pelage -- Princess Monster Truck


Via Instagram: @princessmonstertruck


John Bennett -- Half Cat


Bennett's a man of mystery. Does he actually love Daya or is he just creeping on an inmate? Behind those dreamy dark eyes, what IS he thinking? Half Cat's the same way. He keeps ya guessing. Always on the run, you never know exactly what his intentions are, but you suspect he has a good heart. Oh, and yeah, both Bennett and Half Cat are short of the average limb count.


John Bennett -- Half Cat


Via independent.co.uk


Tricia Miller -- This Tangled Kitten


Adorable yet troubled, Tricia and this kitten both mean well in their endeavors, but ultimately end up getting tangled up with the wrong crowd (too soon?).


Tricia Miller -- This Tangled Kitten


Via theliberaloc.com




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