Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Worst Person In The World Will Pay You $1,500 To Find Him A Girlfriend

Plus a bonus $1,000 if the relationship leads to marriage. Which it probably won’t, because, well, read ahead…


A website called Sleepless In Austin has been making the rounds on Austin, Texas, Facebook pages. It was also posted on Reddit's r/Austin board.


A website called Sleepless In Austin has been making the rounds on Austin, Texas, Facebook pages. It was also posted on Reddit's r/Austin board.


It features this bro, who goes by the name Romeo Rose.


It features this bro, who goes by the name Romeo Rose.


I am willing to pay anyone $1,500 as a finders fee for anyone that can help find me a girlfriend. (I will give you a extra $1,000 as a bonus if this turns into marriage, I offer this extra bonus as I hope it will motivate you to find me a woman of great quality)


I have been in Austin over 3 years now and have not been successful at finding a girl that wants a long term relationship in all this time, so I would like to enlist the readers here in my search, and I will pay anyone $1,500 if you can actually make this happen.


I am 39 years old, (date of birth is 9-18-1974 so that makes me a Virgo) 6′,4″ and 195lbs. I live in South Austin. I am looking for a girl that has a thin or athletic build. No one over 130lbs. Ages 21 – 41 White, Hispanic, or of European descent.


Serious inquires only


Please make sure you click on the link to the FAQ in the above menu as I am sure it will explain a lot to you and answer many questions you may have about how this works and how you will get paid.


Romeo's ploy has been so "popular" that his site keeps crashing.


Romeo's ploy has been so "popular" that his site keeps crashing.




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