Because surprisingly the man using the inflatable velvet neck pillow has a lot on his mind.
"If I close my eyes tight enough, it's almost like I'm not actually wearing this goddamned neon neck pillow."
Actual product name: "Releaf Neck Rest" — $19.99
"I think my kaleidoscope may be broken."
Actual product name: "Eye Drop Guide" — $6.95
"Now everyone knows I'm a seasoned traveler."
Actual product name: "SkyRest Travel Pillow" — $29.95
"I'd tap that."
Actual product name: "Fanny & Frank Farmer Statues" — $49.95 - $79.95
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