“The mall will definitely be empty now!” — You, being an idiot.
You naively assume that since Christmas is over, it's finally OK to go back to the mall.
TO THE CLEARANCE SECTION!
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When you arrive, there are inexplicably still thousands upon thousands of people there.
WTF? Did I miss something? Did we add an extra Christmas this year?
Because apparently everyone on Earth hated their Christmas presents, they have all decided to return them at the same time.
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The Christmas decorations are still up, and it's so, so depressing.
You're not fooling anyone, mall, we know it isn't Christmas anymore.
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