Monday, March 3, 2014

The Definitive Ranking Of "Zoom" Cast Member Introductions

Come on and zoom, come on and zoom, come on and zoom, zoom, zoom-a ZOOM!


Note: This ranking does not include the original Zoom seasons from the 1970s. It also leaves out seasons six and seven of the reboot, which used a different introduction style than the first five seasons.


Jessie, Season 2


Jessie, Season 2


Seriously, Jessie? No dance moves, no props. Just saying your name and doing an awkward head bobble.


IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.


PBS


Mike, Season 5


Mike, Season 5


This would be ranked much higher if Mike paused long enough to let us see who he actually is. Unfortunately, the high-speed hopping really drags this one down.


PBS




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