“Max ‘Mediocre’ Medina.”
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"Max forever gets points for the daisies thing."
"Yeah, but otherwise he's kind of a tepid, dull guy."
"Plus, seasonal allergies are real. Cool it with the flowers, dude.
"Max 'Mediocre' Medina."
"Max was so sweet! He was so patient with Lorelai."
"Sure but they had no heat. They went on a couple dates, and then GOT ENGAGED."
"Max is like the Lorelai equivalent of Dean."
"Max is one of those people who always says he wants a tattoo and never gets one he just wants to be the person who gets one but is like, 'Nooo, people will think poorly of me!'"
"Max is the kid who wore a suit to school way too young."
"Max is the guy who read The Giver and identified with Jonas way too much."
"Max totally used a rolling book bag in middle school."
"Oh come on, Lorelai left on their wedding day. WHAT A FUCKED UP THING."
"I love Lorelai forever and ever, but come on, get your shit together."
"She's a very complex, nuanced character who isn't always likable, which is what makes her great."
"LUKE MADE HER A CHUPPA FOR THAT WEDDING."
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"Oh, and what about Alex?"
"Oh yeah! That guy. He was younger, right?"
"Yeah, he was a good guy, but sometimes good people are not right romantically."
"Sometimes a lady doesn't want to fish and does not like a man who does."
"The WEIRD thing is that he sort of fades away and we never see them break up."
"He was a good guy! A lot of the other guys were poops at some point but he never really got sour."
"He was a cool coffee dude though, which was a nice match for Lorelai."
"Later, he played Bella's dad in Twilight."
"That's probs why he left."
"Almost definitely."
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