Good luck getting through this list without crossing your legs and clenching.
Dr. Macaura's Pulsocon Blood Circulator (circa 1880-1920)
According to the Antique Vibrator Museum, this device had "a strong vibration and a sound like a ratchet." You know, to help you get in the mood.
The Detwiller Pneumatic Vibrator (1906)
This looks more like turn-of-the-century dental equipment than something designed for pleasure.
The Arnold Massage Vibrator (1909)
According to the Vintage Vibrator Museum, author Mark Twain owned an Arnold; we're still not convinced.
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The Infra-Red Heat Massager
"Scientifically designed small to reach the small crevices and contours of the face and body." Um, infrared heat on your small crevices sounds like a BAD idea.
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