Thursday, October 2, 2014

21 Things That Only Ever Happen On Yom Kippur

Why is hanging out outside synagogue suddenly cool?


When you wake up, you forget it's Yom Kippur and accidentally brush your teeth.


When you wake up, you forget it's Yom Kippur and accidentally brush your teeth.


And then you're not really sure what to do about it. Should you apologise to someone?


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Shul is absolutely packed even though it’s nobody’s Bar or Bat Mitzvah.


Shul is absolutely packed even though it’s nobody’s Bar or Bat Mitzvah.


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And the kids in shul, who are normally cute, become your enemies.


And the kids in shul, who are normally cute, become your enemies.


Because they can eat. And all you want to do is eat.


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For one day of the year, all the Jews you know agree on something: you’re all hungry.


For one day of the year, all the Jews you know agree on something: you’re all hungry.


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