May all thine enemies rub their eyes, forgetting they’re wearing eyeliner.
Accidentally wearing white on the second day of your period.
When you can never seem to scoot your butt close enough to the edge of the table during a pap smear.
"A little closer. A little closer. Just a little closer."
Trying to match your eyeliner wings on both sides.
Running late and throwing on yesterday's jeans, then getting to work and realizing yesterday's underwear is all up in your pant leg.
"Oh no, my.... handkerchief."
No comments:
Post a Comment