Tuesday, October 28, 2014

A Definitive Ranking Of The Archie Comic Guys

There’s now an Archie TV series in development. It’s only right to hop in the ole jalopy, split a milkshake three ways, and take a look at the most eligible men of Riverdale.


Moose Mason


Moose Mason


Moose was supposed to be a loveable doofus, but he was actually a scary-jealous boyfriend. He may not have been the sharpest tool in the shed, but he was still a tool.


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Reggie Mantle


Reggie Mantle


Did you know Reggie has a little-known, classic comic book backstory? Once a mild-mannered, average teen, he morphed into a radioactive d-bag after falling into a tub of hair gel. Reggie's the guy who taught us what guys to avoid.


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That Wilkin Boy


That Wilkin Boy


Wasn't allowed in Archie's clique. Wore lots of bell bottoms. I don't even know his first name. Does anyone?


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Dilton Doiley


Dilton Doiley


Pretty sure in the Riverdale High yearbook he won "Most Likely to Move to Silicon Valley and Launch a Successful Start-Up and Sell it to Mark Zuckerberg for Billions." Dilton's a catch and don't you forget it.


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