“You’re so baduy in bed.” Warning: crude language ahead!
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BuzzFeed Philippines talked to four editors from BuzzFeed Australia and discussed the peculiarities of the Filipino language. While they were very logical with their observations in the discussion, the Australian BuzzFeeders were very prone to sexual tension and homoerotic subtext.
"This sounds dirty."
"Is it dirty?"
"Like a bad guy?"
"YEAH YOU BADUY"
"Like a goodie and a baduy"
"Baduy is like Bah-dooeeee"
"Ba-doiiiieeeee?"
"A real dirty BADUY"
"You're so baduy in bed."
"Jenna not evertyhing on this is going to be about sex"
"Is it like a ricochet sound during love making?"
"everything is about sex!!"
"So is baduy another name for your little fella"
"omg what would ricochet in bed"
"Your baduy obvs"
"or your big swinging baduy"
"what are you doing that there's a richochet sound"
Actual meaning: When you say something is "baduy," you're saying it's tacky or passé.
"reminds me of 'aight'"
"like 'How you doing Mark' 'Anghit.'"
"Anghit feels to me like a really gangrenous zit"
"Like pop that anghit from your face"
"gangrenous is a great word"
"It sounds like something you do when you're driving"
"like, 'I tried to chuck a uey, but ended up anghit'"
BuzzFeed Philippines: Wait. What is a 'uey'?
"guess."
"then we can laugh at you"
"see how it feels."
"You chuck a uey"
"like a u turn"
"Called Uey's because shaped like Us"
"A Uey is a contraceptive device"
"THIS IS NOT A FILIPINO WORD IS IT"
"we have gone off track"
"i understand little about female contraception so all this is news to me."
"So what IS an anghit"
Actual meaning: "Anghit" is body odor.
"My new name for Nick then"
"Nick has terrible anghit"
"after i'm done with Brad's mum that is."
"NICH"
"NO MUM JOKES NICK."
"You can't stop me! WE'RE ON THE INTERNET"
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