Why do you hate me so much?
"I'm just gonna have a bowl of cereal."
Translation: "I am a sorceress interested in conjuring the pains of Hell into your tender ears."
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"Wow, I'm really enjoying this quesadilla!"
Translation: "Your pain is my pleasure and you can just quesa-DEAL WITH IT."
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"This corn on the cob is just to die for!"
Translation: "I know I've always seemed normal but secretly I'm just a humble garbage hamster that a witch turned into a person to do her evil bidding."
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"It sure is a great day for some chicken noodle soup."
Translation: "Why yes, I have always hated you."
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