Tuesday, January 27, 2015

39 WTF Thoughts You Had While Watching: "Gotham"

Season 1, Episode 13: “Welcome Back, Jim Gordon”



Fox


•Fish seems to really like being tied up, which is the Fishiest possible response to being kidnapped and maybe tortured.


•"I don't got a thing for nobody — my thing is for me." Self-love is so important these days, don't you think?


•Is that the jock cop from last episode? Every non-main character just looks like kind of potato-ish.


•I THINK IT IS. It's jock cop. Jock Cop, MD.


•And Jim just found some...Candyland cards in the dead guy's shoe. How did he know to look in there?


•I think it's Heisenberg meth.



Fox


•An elderly black janitor just materialized, mentioned his loving wife by name, and said something folksy. He is already dead.


•There has never been one good riddle on this show. It's all unsolveable high school poetry.


•"Is Bob short for Robert?" No Fish, it's short for Horace. Get it together.


•Fish gets hit harder than that on a recreational basis, Bob, put your back into it.


•Bob looks like the guy your sister dates right before she finds her actual fiancé and boy, are your parents relieved.


•Theory: Butch is the Hagrid to Fish's Harry. Big, hulking, probably a lil hairy, saves her because ~family~




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