Thursday, February 5, 2015

14 Strangely Poetic Yelp Reviews Of Gay Bars

“Insecurity rolled into one well-bronzed, heavily perfumed ball of goo.” Meh, two stars.


"It had the ambiance of my parents basement. And was about as fun."


"It had the ambiance of my parents basement. And was about as fun."


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"Insecurity rolled into one well-bronzed, heavily perfumed ball of goo."


"Insecurity rolled into one well-bronzed, heavily perfumed ball of goo."


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"Had a very weak and watered down Jack and water in a plastic Dixie cup, took a seat and watched a young east village guy gyrate in circles like a semicomatose Dervish for fifteen minutes..."


"Had a very weak and watered down Jack and water in a plastic Dixie cup, took a seat and watched a young east village guy gyrate in circles like a semicomatose Dervish for fifteen minutes..."


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