There will be that one asshole who never flushes.
Someone will sleep in your bed without your permission.
You will go away for the weekend and when you come back your sheets will smell like Axe.
There will be one floor that inexplicably always smells like shit.
And it will probably be the boy's floor (sorry).
Someone will leave you a present in the shower.
And you will spend your days searching for the long brown-haired culprit.
You will definitely hear someone* throwing up in the communal bathroom.
*that someone might be you.
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