Proud party pooper pants right here.
When your mom only calls to ask you if you are dating anybody and/or getting married yet:
Your first apartment because it's all you could afford:
Your second apartment: It's maybe a little bit nicer!
Just before you drank an entire bottle of wine by yourself and cried while watching Pump Rules (???) over that stupid person who wasn't worth your time anyway:
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