Monday, February 2, 2015

The 14 Terrifying Stages Of Meeting A New Baby

For those of us who aren’t naturally “baby people.”


You're introduced to said baby.


You're introduced to said baby.


Various thoughts run through your head: What do I say? Do I make eye contact? Why is it making that face? Is it choking on something? Should I tell their parents it looks like it's choking on something?


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Said baby is shoved forth toward you.


Said baby is shoved forth toward you.


What do I do now? Does it like to be poked like the Pillsbury Doughboy? Or pet like a cat?


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You decide to pet the baby like a cat.


You decide to pet the baby like a cat.


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You have to explain why you're petting the baby like a cat.


You have to explain why you're petting the baby like a cat.


"I don't know, I thought they like that?"


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