Wednesday, December 31, 2014

127 New Movies And TV Shows To Be Really Excited About In 2015

From Better Call Saul to Westworld, and Fifty Shades of Grey to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, there are a lot of new film and television offerings to look forward to in the next year. In chronological order!



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Marvel’s Agent Carter, Jan. 6 (8 p.m. on ABC)


Marvel’s Agent Carter, Jan. 6 (8 p.m. on ABC)


Hayley Atwell, who played Peggy Carter in the two Captain America films, along with the short Marvel One-Shot: Agent Carter, takes Peggy's game to TV this time. Agent Carter will air for seven episodes during the hiatus for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Her Peggy is shrewd and calm — and is also subject to the limitations that trapped women in 1946, when the show is set. Yet while she's largely dismissed at work, she's valued by Howard Stark (Dominic Cooper, also reprising his Captain America role), who enlists her to fight against…something. Yes, these Marvel stories pretty much always lose me with their Big Bads. But that's OK: The fun is in Peggy's undercover work, her confidence, and in this show's slick production design.


ABC


Empire, Jan. 7 (9 p.m. on Fox)


Empire, Jan. 7 (9 p.m. on Fox)


I can’t tell whether Empire is an answer to my soapy needs, or a big old mess — or maybe both, which…yay! In the Lee Daniels-directed pilot, Terrence Howard plays the head of a music company — an EMPIRE, in fact — who wants his three sons to compete over who will succeed him (because he is secretly ill): Yes, someone makes a King Lear joke. It’s a good premise, and Timbaland does the music. But what sends it over the top is that his ex-wife, Cookie, is played by Taraji P. Henson, and in the pilot she gets out of prison after many years. After a few years as a staid cop on Person of Interest, it’s as if Henson wanted especially to burn it down as Cookie. She is amazing. And her clothes are amazing (see above). In Cookie we trust.


Fox


Babylon, Jan. 8 (10 p.m. on Sundance)


Babylon, Jan. 8 (10 p.m. on Sundance)


I'm not going to lie: Somehow I had misheard or misread what Danny Boyle's Babylon was about, and went into it thinking it was science fiction. As the first episode went on — in which Brit Marling plays the new head of PR for Scotland Yard, and James Nesbitt is the head of the police — I was very confused. But I was also thinking I pretty much liked it! Eventually, I looked at the screener's box, and saw it described as a workplace satire. Ha! This one's for Anglophiles, Marling obsessives, and Boyle completists (I am 1½ of those things).


Sundance




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A Bunch Of Trolls Are Trying To Get Kids On Tumblr To Commit Suicide

Anonymous groups from 4chan and 8chan appear to currently be organizing a large-scale attack on Tumblr users.



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21 Fancy Drinks To Help You Forget 2014

This year was a mess. Let’s erase it from our memories with classy champagne cocktails.



Raspberry Sgroppino


Raspberry Sgroppino


WHAT is sgroppino? It's a delicious frosty mix of vodka, prosecco, and fruit sorbet that really wants to party with you. You can use any flavor of sorbet if raspberry isn't your thing. Get the recipe.


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Roman Holiday Cocktail


Roman Holiday Cocktail


A brilliant Italian-ish mix of lemon, honey, rosemary, amaro, and prosecco. Get the recipe.


Katie Morris / katieatthekitchendoor.com


Aperol Spritz


Aperol Spritz


A classic for a reason — it's pretty, not too sweet, and gentle enough that you'll still be able to choose your midnight makeout partner wisely. Get the recipe.


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The Worst Movie Quotes Of 2014

“I’m a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!”


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Drain every ounce of sense while you're at it.


Paramount


3 Days To Kill


3 Days To Kill


I'll just have chips, thanks.


Relativity Media


Blended


Blended


Not the best euphemism, since 'frigging' is also a sexual swear word, and not the kind of one you want in a sentence with 'Mom'.


Warner Bros.



Terror flaps.


Lionsgate




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10 Reasons Why 2014 Was A Nonstop Whirlwind Of Terrible

It wasn’t just you. From Ukraine to Ebola to Gaza, it’s been a year of big, horrifying international news stories that just wouldn’t end.


It's easy to blame the fatigue felt as we approach 2015 on the the sheer number of international events that have taken place. But that isn't why this year seemed like an infinity collapsed into 12 months. Instead, it was that every horrific event seemed to last forever. Crises flared up and then sunk down to continue burning, slow and steady without really being resolved, even as new ones roared to take their place.


January–Present: Syria


January–Present: Syria


Yazan Homsy / Reuters


From the beginning of 2014 until the end, Syria remained the home to one of the deadliest conflicts on Earth. The fight against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad seemed almost secondary at times as the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) consolidated control of its base city, Raqqa, and it and other groups fought among each other for control of territory.


It was also a humanitarian disaster. Half of all Syrians were displaced from their homes this year. Those displaced inside the country are currently having to survive the winter on just 825 calories per day.


The struggle over the future of Syria, despite lasting for three years already, would color many of the year's other crises, from the situation in Ukraine to the rise of ISIS.


February–Present: Ukraine


February–Present: Ukraine


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27 Times Nick Jonas Made Us The Thirstiest In 2014

He gave us all a “Joner” more than once, that’s for sure.


First, bump the Tinashe remix of "Jealous" to set the appropriate mood aka SEXYTIME.



2014 was truly a #blessed one for the members of #TeamThirst, because the slab of grade-A beef that is Nick Jonas decided the less clothes, the better.



Whoever got Nick to take his pants off for this photo shoot deserves a Nobel Prize. All of the Nobel Prizes, in fact.


Whoever got Nick to take his pants off for this photo shoot deserves a Nobel Prize. All of the Nobel Prizes, in fact.


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New Yorkers Rejoice! Subway Exit Alarms Are Gone!

Your commute just became slightly less horrible!



New York Times / Via youtube.com


"The alarms are pretty much gone now for the most part, though there may be a couple of stragglers," M.T.A. spokesperson Kevin Ortiz told BuzzFeed News.


Ortiz said the alarms routinely feature among the top complaints from New York subway riders. "Part of the reason why we made the decision to remove them is that we listened to our customers, and it was one of the things we heard about the most for customer complaints," he said.


"They did very little to deter fare evasion so the decision to remove them was easy," Ortiz said.


The alarms began being switched off at locations with subway agents over a year ago, but the M.T.A. has now finalized the process of removing them from non-staffed exits.


The alarms began being switched off at locations with subway agents over a year ago, but the M.T.A. has now finalized the process of removing them from non-staffed exits.


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