Apparently you were absent the day everyone else learned how to do it.
This is the closest to an updo you get:
You've got two options: up or down.
You can't seem to get the hang of makeup.
Meanwhile other ladies spend hours putting it on just to look like they're not wearing any. (Why can't we all just agree to not wear any?).
You aren't sure how you're supposed to behave in a dress.
Not wearing pants in public is harder than it looks.
Walking in heels requires all of your mental effort.
Sorry can't talk, trying to not break both my ankles.
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