The world has decided to shit on you, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sorry.
When you put your headphones in your pocket for five minutes, they come out impossibly tangled.
When the dryer runs a full cycle, your jeans stay damp.
As soon as you get comfortable in bed, you need to pee immediately.
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When you're texting lying down, your phone almost always falls on your face.
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