24 Reasons Why You Should Never Give Someone An Edible Arrangement

They should be banned from the world, basically.

FACT: Edible Arrangements are called a "fresh fruit bouquet," but this is not a bouquet.

Burn, epic fruit kebab burn.

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THIS. IS. A. BOUQUET.

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And to make up for the fact that fruits are not flowers, they shape the fruit to look like flowers.

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And then they cover the fruit in this weird waxiness that makes it taste bad.

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