It’s all so easy before you have one.
Use a leash on my kids.
Nope! You'll never use one of these even if your kid is a "runner," has special needs, or is deathly afraid of crowds. Not you!
Complain about being tired.
Gah! All the complaining from parents about being tired! You won't do that. After six months of sleeping no more than a couple hours at a time we won't hear a peep out of you because you know how annoying it is!
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Pack on a few extra "parent pounds."
Unlike most lazy parents, you're going to rise early (after getting up every two hours through the night) and hit the gym. Good for you. Can't wait to see it!
Be late.
When you have kids you'll know that no one cares if you have to get yourself and your kids ready, spend half an hour looking for a lost shoe, and load everyone into the car. All they care about is whether you're on time. And you will be, gosh darn it!
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