“All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” ― Abraham Lincoln
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"Hey Mama" by Kanye West
1. Decipher a crying phone call.
No matter how worked up you are, she is the only one that can understand you through your cries and calm you down.
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2. Tactfully say that the swim suit you want is trashy.
Terms like: too mature-looking, too brief, too revealing, and/or not enough support/coverage are commonly used.
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3. Juggle her schedule enough to play taxi for you and your friends for 16 years.
Soccer game at 4:15. Pizza party at 7:30. Drive to the grocery store to get mix to make 4 dozen cupcakes for your class tomorrow at 8:00.
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