Red cups? Check.
The Professional Beer Pong Player
For this person, beer pong is not a game. It's a way of life. Their heart beats to the splash of the ping pong ball. They hold everyone strictly to "house rules" and they will probably yell at you.
(Or "Beirut," calm down.)
The One Who Dressed Weird For No Reason
Maybe he's wearing a fake beard, a wig, a cape, or a very special hat. Maybe he even rented a gorilla suit. Thing is, it's not Halloween. It's not even a theme party (which, in college, is rare). And nobody really knows why he's doing this. "Party time" is reason enough.
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Deep Convo Spiraler
Are you ready to get real? Because this person is drunk and just took Philosophy 101 so get ready for some truth bombs. And if you don't like truth bombs, better hide in the bathroom because the minimum time on this conversation is five hours.
The One Who Awkwardly Hits On Everyone
Not unlike the guy who hands out breadsticks at the Olive Garden, this one is making the rounds and he/she will find you.
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