They’ve been blowing up your newsfeed since 2006.
The Drinker
It is a miracle that The Drinker is still alive. On Wednesday, the boozing begins. It starts casually--a shared Instagram of an artsy looking Martini--then spirals from there. Come Sunday, The Drinker will experience the "Sunday Scaries" and spend their day anxiously waiting for the friend that lacks discretion to add those pictures of The Drinker riding a mechanical bull.
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The Politician
We all know them, and we all kind of hate them. The politician is constantly sharing political articles and cartoons from news outlets (Fox News if they are a Republican). The Politician posts statuses at least 5 times a day and gets de-friended at least once a week.
The Selfie-Absorbed
It’s kind of weird that posting beautiful pictures of yourself--that you took yourself--is now a thing. We’ve all done it. But for The Selfie-Absorbed, they take it to a new level. They selfie themselves drinking coffee or with the “just woke up” caption and perfect bedroom eyes. Oh hold on, let me just take my retainers out before I start selfie-ing in the morning.
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The Couple
Though they have their own separate Facebook accounts, they might as well complete the final stage of symbiosis and merge to one. The Couple constantly writes on each other's walls and posts statuses with "milestones" in their relationship (OMG my "bae" made me oatmeal this morning). The Couple has taken some pretty weird pictures together. We will never un-see those vacation beach pics they took, and we will always sympathize with the stranger that took them.
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