You have to look at the positives, people!
Arizona Cardinals
Tyrann Mathieu, y'all. Tyrann Motherfuckin' Mathieu. Not only was he NOT a bust, but he put together a phenomenal rookie season before going down with a knee injury in early December. Dude's legit and every team is now kicking themselves for not taking him. He also has one of the best nicknames in sports ("Sugar Weasel").
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Atlanta Falcons
The Falcons rushing game LITERALLY cannot get any worse unless they hired a truck driver to just drive the ball backwards through the wall of the stadium on every possession. So there's that.
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Baltimore Ravens
Kicker Justin Tucker is clutch city. In fact, from now on, let's call Tucker "Ice Man" because that's how he plays: ice cold, no mistakes. He's so good, he single-footedly beat the Detroit Lions. The unstoppable, juggernaut Detroit Lions.
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Buffalo Bills
Two words: Kiko Alonso. Three words: Is really good. Four words: His name is dope.
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