Five more minutes.
1) Five more minutes. Snooze.
2) * Fall asleep and dream you turned off the alarm *
3) Five more minutes. Snooze.
4) * Fall asleep and dream you already got out of bed *
5) Fuck society. I need sleep. Snooze.
6) * Fall asleep and incorporate sound of alarm into dream *
7) HOLY SHIT I TURNED OFF THE ALARM I'M SO LATE.
8) Need coffee. No time.
9) Must make shower. Shower wake me.
10) OK, slightly more human. Can't be late, can't be late, can't be late.
11) Why is it that it's only when you're late that all of your pairs of socks mysteriously disappear?
12) Whatever. Will wear different socks. Is fashionable.
13) OK, on the plus side, stressed-out half-running is kind of like a morning exercise.
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14) Everything will be fine, I'll get to the station and the train will be just about to leave, and then my connecting train will be waiting for me at the next platform, and I'll just make it in time.
15) Judging from the refugee camp that is the train platform, the train is delayed.
16) It's fine, I will use the time to check my email.
17) There is no wifi in this godforsaken hellhole.
18) Oooo, a light! It's the train!
19) No, it's just that random tunnel light that's there to serve as a mirage for people waiting for the train.
20) I wonder how far I can stretch my body past the yellow line without falling in.
21) Would anyone help me if I fell in?
22) Could I pull myself out if I needed to?
24) Probably best not to think about it.
25) Why is the subway so dirty?
26) And old.
27) And OH MY FUCK that's a huge rat.
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