“Something something burnin’ ring of fire?”
1. I'm kinda buzzed and with relatively cool people. Singing songs sounds fun!
2. I'll probably just sing my one go-to number.
3. Or try and be part of a group.
4. God, this place looks worse every time we go.
5. It's like a subterranean witch cave that smells like beersweats.
6. Oh, right, and every beer costs $8 minimum.
7. Whatever, that's why God invented SHOTS.
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8. Man, that girl sure is brave to go first.
9. She's not bad! I mean, how hard is "Torn," really, but still.
10. Now she's really getting into it.
11. Like, literally lying on the floor.
12. Oh.
13. No.
14. No honey no those notes aren't for you.
15. Please stop.
14. Please please pl—
15. Phew.
16. It's over.
17. There is not a single non-empty drink in this whole room.
18. I'm gonna need way more liquor if I'm going to get out of this without cringing myself into oblivion.
19. BARKEEP!
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