But “slobberknocker” is the same in every language.
Down
Literal definition: A period of action that starts when the ball is put into play and ends when the ball is ruled dead.
Matt Ortile: Alternative for "bottom." Like, I'm down to down.
Ira Madison III: A masc top's go-to phrase. "Go DOWN on me. Put your ass DOWN."
Matt: Like "Down It Low by Christina Millian feat. Sam Smith."
End Zone
Literal definition: A 10-yard-long area at both ends of the field.
Ira: I know this one, it's where you score touchdowns. I'm from Milwaukee so I sometimes watch Packers games to not feel like a traitor and also because Aaron Rodgers is hot.
Matt: I only know the other kind of "packers."
Ira: SMDH.
Matt: Is there a start zone?
Ira: No, I think there's just the rest of the field.
Matt: So there's an ending but no beginning? Typical straight men.
Extra Point
Literal definition: A kick, worth one point, that's typically attempted after every touchdown.
Matt: When he eats ass.
Ira: Shouldn't that be a requirement these days? If straight people are co-opting it, then we have a duty to uphold
Matt: So it's just a point.
Ira: An extra point for not being a general asshole on Grindr, Scruff, Tinder, at a bar, Twitter, in general.
Matt: I like how it's apps > IRL > twitter thirst for you.
Interception
Literal definition: A pass that's caught by a defensive player, ending the offense's possession of the ball.
Matt: The sequel to Inception.
Ira: Cockblocking.
Matt: Same thing.
Ira: Look at this Chris Nolan shade! I got dragged on BuzzFeed for shading Interstellar, so good luck.
Matt: I can take the heat from Tumblr.
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