This mat smells like feet.
1. I'm going to start doing this every week and become so flexible and zen.
2. OMG theres so many people in this room already, where do I put my mat?
3. I don't want to be too close to anyone.
4. This room smells like feet.
5. This mat smells like feet.
6. Ok, sit on my mat with my crossed legs. I can do this.
7. * trying to clear the mind *
8. I gotta remember to buy more milk later.
9. Oh right, I'm supposed to have a clear mind.
10. The teacher just asked us to go into the Uttanasana pose. What...?
11. I'll just copy the guy in front of me.
12. Wow I'm really not wearing the right clothes for this.
13. I probably am not getting the most relaxing experience if I have to pull my top down every two seconds.
14. I should buy some proper yoga clothes.
15. But those yoga pants are like $50!
16. Oh right, focus my mind.
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17. Downward dog... This isn't too bad.
18. Oh god, all the blood is rushing to my head.
19. I think I have really weak wrists.
20. Should they be hurting like this?
21. * sneaky side glance to see how everyone else is doing *
22. OMG how does that guy look so peaceful doing this?
23. I have the shakes.
24. Oh no. Don't fart don't fart.
25. Clench.
26. Phew. Going out of downward dog now.
27. It is more difficult to balance on one leg than I would have thought.
28. Is it bad form to put my finger in my ear for balance?
29. Probably.
30. Oh right, focus on breathing.
31. Crap, is my phone on silent?
32. That reminds me, I forgot to reply to that text message.
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