“I can feel my liver crying.”
1. Where am I??
2. Oh.
3. Oh god.
4. How much did I drink last night??
5. *checks phone*
6. I am never drinking again.
7. I feel like I'm dying.
8. Am I dying?
9. Am I dead?
10. Is this hell?
11. This is definitely hell.
12. There are parts of my body that hurt that I didn't even know could feel pain.
13. I CAN FEEL MY LIVER CRYING.
14. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
15. I hate everything.
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16. All I want to do is cocoon myself in blankets and metamorphose into a less hungover butterfly.
17. Why did I do this to myself?
18. What did morning me ever do to night me to deserve this?
19. Actually, what did I ever do to alcohol to deserve this?
20. IT HURTS US, PRECIOUS.
21. WE HATES IT.
22. SNEAKY LITTLE HANGOVERSES.
23. Ugh.
24. I can't function.
25. Is this what adulthood feels like?
26. Did I peak in college?
27. I NEED AN ADULT.
28. BUT I AM AN ADULT.
29. Maybe I should go get some water. That would be the adult thing to do.
30. Or some food.
31. *mentally vomits*
32. On second thought, maybe just water.
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