One man’s epic journey to prove one donut is never enough.
Adam Ellis & Chris Ritter
According to the National Association of People Who Care About What Other People Eat, the proper number of donuts a human should consume in any given eating session is approximately one to two donuts. This is, of course, a horribly limiting and arbitrary dietary restriction, and quite possibly the reason for every bad thing that's ever happened in the history of the world.
Donuts are packaged by the dozen for a reason: They are meant to be consumed in large quantities, one after the other, until our stomachs roil in a sugar-fueled rage. And yet, society tells us one is enough. The sanctity of the donut, and our right to eat a dozen at once, is at risk.
So, in an effort to uphold the purity and power of the donut, to profess that it is truly possible to enjoy the donut en masse, I set out on the most important quest of our time: I would eat 12 donuts from 12 donut shops in just one morning, and live to tell the tale.
Thus, the BuzzFeed Donut Crawl was born.
1. In one morning, travel to 12 donut shops in New York City and eat a donut of any variety from each place, for a total of one dozen donuts.
2. Wear the official Donut Crawl T-Shirt as a symbol of your unshakable commitment to the donut and everything it stands for.
3. Bring a jug of milk wherever you go and dramatically sip from it when necessary, preferably while preaching the innumerable health benefits of a donut-based diet.
4. Bring a friend, because eating a dozen donuts alone is sad.
5. Absolutely do not throw up.
6. Try not to cry.
7. Make friends and have fun.
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