“Every animal is trying to kill you.”
Australia is just one big red desert.
Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, Perth, Hobart, Darwin, Adelaide, Brisbane - and also pretty much every city in Australia - doesn't have "a big red desert" going through the middle of it. Okay, Darwin does a little bit.
Every animal is trying to kill you.
See this? This is an Australian Shepherd. A dog. We have them too.
Australians are always drunk.
So what if we like to have a good time? No more than anyone else...
All Australians eat is Vegemite.
Ah, yeah, Vegemite is fricken' awesome? But it's not all we eat.
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