Saturday, November 30, 2013

Joseph Gordon Levitt And Lady Gaga Sing "Baby It's Cold Outside"

A duet from Lady Gaga’s Thanksgiving special that you probably missed while your family was watching football on Thursday night.



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15 Shakespearean Insults To Replace Your Boring Ones

Because sometimes “Bitch!” just doesn’t pack enough punch.


1. "They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces."


1. "They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces."


Translation: "GIRRRL, you UGLY."


(Coriolanus)


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2. "This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"


2. "This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"


Translation: "Fat-ass."


(Henry IV)


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3. "I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book."


3. "I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book."


Translation: "You're dumb as hell."


(Troilus and Cressida)


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4. "Methinks't thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."


4. "Methinks't thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."


Translation: "DUDE, you SUCK."


(All's Well That Ends Well)


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The Most Memorable Chrismukkah Moments From "The O.C." Ranked From Worst To Best

“It’s the new holiday, Ryan, and it’s sweeping the nation. Or at least this living room.”


The entire Season 4 Chrismukkah episode.



Season: 4 (The Chrismukk-huh?)


This was the episode in which Taylor and Ryan fall off a ladder and wake up in an alternate universe. When Ryan sees how different life would be without him, he realizes Marissa would have died in Tijuana if not for him. Sure, the episode helps him let go of Marissa's tragic death, but she never should have died in the first place. She wasn't even that great a character but it was nonetheless the show's demise.


*It would also be hard to rank moments from this episode since the events technically aren't real.


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The first time Marissa meets Oliver.


The first time Marissa meets Oliver.


Season: 1 (The Best Chrismukkah Ever)


Coop is forced into therapy for her severe lapse in judgment (overdosing on painkillers, escaping from the hospital, shoplifting from the mall, etc.) and runs into Oliver Trask at the office. This is by far one of the worst moments because it's the beginning of Oliver, a terrible character who RUINED EVERYTHING. He is the reason Marissa and Ryan broke up later in the season and I am still bitter about it.


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When Caleb admitted to his "error in judgement" with Renee Wheeler, revealing he is Lindsay's biological father.


When Caleb admitted to his "error in judgement" with Renee Wheeler, revealing he is Lindsay's biological father.


Season: 2 (The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't)


Oh man, this poor girl. Her mom lied to her about her father's identity her entire life and then she finds out her dad is actually her boyfriend's grandpa (sort of). And in a crowded living room filled with people, no less. Caleb Nichol stands for everything she disagrees with and their relationship going forward continues down a rocky path. Sorry, Lindsay. I feel for you.


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When Johnny Harper tried to rob the convenience store.


When Johnny Harper tried to rob the convenience store.


Season: 3 (The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah)


Johnny was the surfer boy at Newport Union, whom Marissa met after she shot Trey and was expelled from Harbor. Johnny injured his knee in a car accident and we learned in this episode that he couldn't afford his surgery. Refusing to be a "charity case," Johnny attempts to pull a gun on a cashier at a convenience store and steal cash. It's lucky Ryan stopped him because there's no way in hell he would've gotten away with it.


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This Dog Is Really Good At Balancing Food On His Head

Talk about self-control. Found via the Stuff on Scout’s Head tumblr.


This is Scout, a pitbull who really enjoys balancing things on his head. It all started with a roll of toilet paper and then progressed into food such as...


This is Scout, a pitbull who really enjoys balancing things on his head. It all started with a roll of toilet paper and then progressed into food such as...


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Cupcakes.


Cupcakes.


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Beets.


Beets.


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Sushi.


Sushi.


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21 Signs You Stay Up Too Late

Sleep is for people who DON’T have Netflix.


You wake up with an Amazon cart full of stuff you don't remember adding.


You wake up with an Amazon cart full of stuff you don't remember adding.


Every night:


Every night:


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Your friends send you worried replies asking why your email was time-stamped "03:56 a.m."


Your friends send you worried replies asking why your email was time-stamped "03:56 a.m."


Them: "Were you drunk??"

You: "Nope, just emailin'."


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You've bookmarked all the takeout places that will deliver 24 hours a day.


You've bookmarked all the takeout places that will deliver 24 hours a day.


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Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down A Reporter For Telling Her To Keep Quiet About Women's Rights

“As a woman, I should lie about the state of women that’s in our country?”


Actress Mallika Sherawat was giving a press conference when a local female journalist called her out on once saying that India was "regressive and depressing."


Actress Mallika Sherawat was giving a press conference when a local female journalist called her out on once saying that India was "regressive and depressing."


"I think you need to do your homework well," Sherawat replied. And then let loose.


"I think you need to do your homework well," Sherawat replied. And then let loose.


"Indian society is regressive for women."


"Indian society is regressive for women."


"With female feticide, infanticide happening on an almost daily basis; with gang rapes making the headlines of almost every newspaper; with honor killings..."


"With female feticide, infanticide happening on an almost daily basis; with gang rapes making the headlines of almost every newspaper; with honor killings..."




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Facebook Brings Together A Robber And His Victim 34 Years Later

“I never forgotten the incident or your name… it has sort of haunted me a bit throughout my life.”


This is Michael Goodman. Thirty four years ago he stole Claude Soffel's bus pass on the steps of The Museum of Natural History to prove he was in a gang.


This is Michael Goodman. Thirty four years ago he stole Claude Soffel's bus pass on the steps of The Museum of Natural History to prove he was in a gang.


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This is Claude Soffel.


This is Claude Soffel.


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Earlier this month, Goodman was perusing his Facebook when he stumbled upon a story about his favorite New York City bagel store that was closing.


Earlier this month, Goodman was perusing his Facebook when he stumbled upon a story about his favorite New York City bagel store that was closing.


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35 Pictures That Prove The World Isn’t Such A Bad Place

Everything is NOT terrible.


This picture of a person leaving the other customers a little extra gift.


This picture of a person leaving the other customers a little extra gift.


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And this one of an employee going out of his way to help.


And this one of an employee going out of his way to help.


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When this person gave his bike away to a little kid.


When this person gave his bike away to a little kid.


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Best. Reaction. Ever.


Best. Reaction. Ever.




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Proof That "The Holiday" May Be The Most Underrated Holiday Movie There Is

It’s time we dethrone Love Actually . Sorry, not sorry.


The cottage is the perfect holiday destination.


The cottage is the perfect holiday destination.


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The county of Surrey just SCREAMS Christmas.


The county of Surrey just SCREAMS Christmas.


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But the LA weather feeds a part of your soul that is often left alone during the holiday season.


But the LA weather feeds a part of your soul that is often left alone during the holiday season.


PLEASE. WARM WEATHER. PLEASE.


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Speaking of holiday feelings, Iris totally understands exactly how you feel.


Speaking of holiday feelings, Iris totally understands exactly how you feel.


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This Woman Is The Best Beyoncé Impersonator Ever

Street Revolution’s Yanelie Jimenez danced in a competition, in Puerto Rico, where she impersonated Queen Bey flawlessly.


She dutty wined wearing this outfit!


She dutty wined wearing this outfit!


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She winded her waist!


She winded her waist!


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She even took the graphics from this Billboard Music Awards performance.


She even took the graphics from this Billboard Music Awards performance.


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And she made this face:


And she made this face:


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17 Wonderfully Warm And Cozy Mulled Drinks

Mull the wine! Mull the cider! MULL IT ALL.



Mulled Wine


Mulled Wine


This recipe mixes wine with cider for a friendly drink that's not too intense; add a little brandy if you're looking for a stronger kick.


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Hot Mulled Cranberry Juice


Hot Mulled Cranberry Juice


This JUICE is WEARING a SWEATER. Get the recipe.


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Mulled Beer


Mulled Beer


Why should wine get all the glory? Get the recipe.


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A Kim Jong-Un Impersonator Walked Around Hong Kong Taking Selfies With People

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Howard, a 34-year-old Australian Chinese who said he doesn't want to reveal his last name, is a Kim Jong-un impersonator.


Howard, a 34-year-old Australian Chinese who said he doesn't want to reveal his last name, is a Kim Jong-un impersonator.


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Howard was transformed into the North Korean leader this week at a Hong Kong salon.


Howard was transformed into the North Korean leader this week at a Hong Kong salon.


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Then he walked around the Tsim Sha Tsui shopping district.


Then he walked around the Tsim Sha Tsui shopping district.


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And took photos with everyone.


And took photos with everyone.


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13 Worst Parts Of Renewing Your Gym Membership

Because that holiday weight isn’t going to drop itself, so back to the gym you go.


Remembering how to use the equipment.


Remembering how to use the equipment.


Why do some of these machines look like medieval torture devices? And who peeled off the instructions from them? Whatever, you'll make it work.


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Forgetting how much you sweat.


Forgetting how much you sweat.


You've been on the elliptical for five minutes, but look like you just ran a marathon. You are literally sweating buckets. What gives? Oh, yeah. You're out of shape.


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Thinking you can handle more than you actually can.


Thinking you can handle more than you actually can.


You used to be able to do three reps of twelve, so picking up where you left off should be a breeze, right? WRONG.


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Having to get up early to work out before work.


Having to get up early to work out before work.


Setting your alarm an hour earlier sounded great last night, but then The Matrix came on right before you went to bed, and you had to finish it even though you've seen it a million times. Now you are dangerously close to falling asleep on the treadmill and smashing your face in embarrassing glory.


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An Artist Says His Work Was Stolen For Movie Posters For Spike Lee's "Oldboy" And Lee Responded

He appealed to Spike Lee because he said the agency was horrible to him but it looks like the veteran director isn’t in the holiday spirit.


Juan Luis Garcia is a graphic designer who took to his website, exasperated and hurt, after the treatment he says he endured when he was approached to design posters for Spike Lee's upcoming film Oldboy.


Juan Luis Garcia is a graphic designer who took to his website , exasperated and hurt, after the treatment he says he endured when he was approached to design posters for Spike Lee's upcoming film Oldboy.


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It's with sadness and hope that I write this open letter to you. I know you'll understand my story of an artist trying to make a dignified living. It's difficult and sometimes seems impossible because everyone wants you to work for free or for "exposure." Back in January I was approached by an ad agency that was hired to design posters for your new film, Oldboy. They wanted me to design some comps to present to you. They told me the budget was small and that they could only pay me peanuts for the comps but if you and the studio liked any of them I would then be compensated fairly through the licensing buyout fee. I know, I saw all of the warning signs but the idea of working for you and having my design represent your film blinded me. So I went along with it. Dealing with the agency was one the worst experiences of my life. It affected all aspects of my life from my marriage to my work and my health. I was taken advantage of, lead on, lied to, manipulated, and harassed for over two months while I put all I had into designing the comps. I wanted to impress you and I guess I did.



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The agency told me, "Congratulations, Spike loved a couple of the posters. Yours is going to be the key art.", and I was thrilled. But when it came time to negotiate the licensing buyout fee the agency made an insultingly low offer. But they said that the important thing wasn't the money it was the exposure and potential for more work. After thinking about it long and hard I had to decline. I tried to negotiate but they refused. I make the same amount of money in a single day as a photo assistant as what they offered and I had worked on these almost exclusively for two months. Plus there was still more work to be done so I had to refuse.



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While Garcia declined to work with the agency any longer, he posted his version and the official poster to show the similarities.


While Garcia declined to work with the agency any longer, he posted his version and the official poster to show the similarities.


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