Saturday, November 29, 2014

16 TV Shows For Anyone Who Hates People

These shows will reaffirm your beliefs that people are, in fact, the worst. Perfectly timed for your Thanksgiving marathons when hiding from your family!


The Walking Dead


The Walking Dead


Why it will fuel your hate fire: Basically people are horrendous when faced with a zombie apocalypse. (Think turning your back on your family, gunning down innocent folks, and living an "everyone for themselves" kind of existence.) And when those people get attacked by flesh-eating zombies, well, that's the greatest gift of all.


Where to watch it: Seasons 1 through 4 are streaming on Netflix, and there's a Season 5 marathon this Sunday, Nov. 30.


AMC


How to Get Away With Murder


How to Get Away With Murder


Why it will fuel your hate fire: The relationship between Annalise (Viola Davis) and her horrifying excuse for a human husband (Tom Verica) is enough to make your eyes twitch. Plus, there are a lot of really amazing and hate-filled lines, like, "Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?"


Where to watch it: Full episodes are streaming on ABC.com, so what are you waiting for?!


ABC


True Detective


True Detective


Why it will fuel your hate fire: There's a big bad villain in this series, lovingly referred to as The Spaghetti Monster. You'll hate this person with the kind of gut venom usually reserved for your own enemies. And then there’s Detective Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey), who's constantly waxing philosophical to a point where you aren't sure if he's insane or a genius. Combine that with Detective Marty Hart (Woody Harrelson), who's the World's Worst Husband and Father, and you've got yourself a lotta folks to hate on.


Where to watch it: HBO Go is THE place to watch this. Steal your friend's password, threaten to eat all their Cheetos... do what you gotta do.


HBO


House of Cards


House of Cards


Why it will fuel your hate fire: No one thinks other people are more annoying than Frank and Claire Underwood. If it were up to them, the United States would exist as a dictatorship, with Frank at the head of it and everyone else mere servants.


Where to watch it: This is a Netflix original series, so all two seasons are yours for the binge-watching.


Netflix / Via houseofcardsquotes.tumblr.com




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