He’s MY BROTHER, not my boyfriend!
Since day one, you've been each other's best friend...
... And greatest nemesis.
HIS "BUT HOLE" MOMMY!
Occasionally, you two joined forces and were each other's partner in crime and brought the worst out in each other.
But you were quick to put the blame on each other.
Your whole childhood was a constant power struggle of getting the most attention.
Can you just let me enjoy my damn PRESCHOOL GRADUATION?!