The puns. They burn.
Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell (1986)
Synopsis: A cannibal opens up a seafood restaurant, and kills and cooks people to serve to his customers. Would it have been easier to open up a burger joint? Maybe, but then we wouldn't have this classic.
Tagline: "He has good reason to keep his sauces secret!!"
Thankskilling (2009)
Synopsis: A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. But who HASN'T felt a little murdery around the holidays?
Tagline: "Gobble, gobble, MOTHERF#%@ER!"
Santa's Slay (2005)
Synopsis: Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways. And we've been letting this dude in our homes for how many years?
Tagline: "He's making a list...pray you're not on it."
The Gingerdead Man (2005)
Synopsis: An evil yet adorable gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer. This real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. The scariest part is the Gingerdead man is played by Gary Busey.
Tagline: "Evil never tasted so good!"
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