How Many Gay Jokes Were There At James Franco's Roast?

At the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco , we were expecting gay jokes because that joke is totally hilarious and not at all stale. But just how many were there?

The Comedy Central Roast of James Franco was taped Sunday night (it airs Sept. 2 on Comedy Central). Roasting Franco were mostly his actual comedian friends: Roast master Seth Rogen was joined on the dais by Nick Kroll, Jonah Hill, Sarah Silverman, Bill Hader, Natasha Leggero, Andy Samberg, Aziz Ansari, and Jeff Ross (the non-friends being Leggero, Ansari, and Ross). At the taping, BuzzFeed counted the gay jokes made about Franco or about multiple comedians, including Franco. Here are the results, ranked from most gay jokes about Franco to fewest gay jokes about Franco.

Seth Rogen. Gay jokes at Franco's expense: 8

1. On Franco's many talents: "He's a tough guy to pin down, although I've heard many guys have been able to do it."

2. "Every man wants to be him, and he wants to be in every man."

3. Franco "told me he worked for 36 hours straight, which I don't believe. The straight part."

4. Franco is similar to James Dean because "they both sucked some dicks and made three good movies."

5. Franco "went on to star in Milk, which is what he did to Sean Penn's dick to get the role."

6. 127 Hours is based on the true story of when he spent "five days with his arm inside the Rock. He goes by Dwayne Johnson."

7. Franco was disappointed when he was cast as Hugh Hefner and "not legendary blowjob artist Linda Lovelace."

8. "If there were two James Francos, they'd never stop butt-fucking each other."

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Andy Samberg. Gay jokes at Franco's expense: 4

1. "James Franco's dick is so small that I had to suck it for like three hours just to get it hard."

2. "He doesn't even clean his jizz off my back when he's done."

3. There was a long joke ending in, "I sucked your dick, man!"

4. "James Franco has force-fed me so much dick, you could make foie gras out of my liver."

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Nick Kroll. Gay jokes at Franco's expense: 3

1. Kroll made a joke about a Muppet "gargling James Franco's balls."

2. Kroll polled, "Who here honestly thinks James Franco's gay?"

3. "I could see him being gay for a year as an art installation."

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