Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Robert Pattinson Stinks Up The Screen For Dior

Finally, a love story worse than Twilight .



This Dior Homme "Unceonsored" video ad has, as of this posting, 3.5 million views in less than three days.


And the reviews have been glowing:

ABC News — "steamy "

USA Today — "sexy "

Huffington Post — "well worth the wait "

MTV — "hot "


Here's my review words: "staggeringly unoriginal" "stultifyingly boring"


It looks and feels exactly like a hundred black & white fashion "film" ads I've seen in the last ten years, one recent example: Calvin Klein's Rooney Mara ad .


The Dior video, which co-stars French model Camille Rowe, is directed by Romain Gavras, the son of a great movie maker .


That's just the beginning of the cliche parade.


Yeah baby, Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love."


Yeah baby, Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love."


Via en.wikipedia.org


On the roof of a cheap hotel, for no reason. He's just a "rebel."


On the roof of a cheap hotel, for no reason. He's just a "rebel."




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