GET IN THE POOL!!!
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::5 a.m.: ALARM BLARES::
1. UGH. Is it time for swim practice AGAIN?
2. And I was just dreaming about swimming. Or maybe it was a nightmare? Whatever. I can't escape the pool.
::Drives to swimming pool, blaring pump-up music to wake self-up/prepare for the agony of jumping into an ice-cold pool.::
3. Most of my friends are still asleep right now. UGH.
4. I can't believe I am here again. I'm tired, cranky, and hungry. And I don't want to swim.
5. Whatever, I have the heart of a champion. No sport is tougher than swimming. FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE PANSIES.
6. AT LEAST I WILL FEAST AT THE END.
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::Changes into bathing suit while trying not to fall asleep.::
7. It's amazing how I spend most of my day half-naked around everyone, and it's just NATURAL.
8. And we're all like, really hot. #Blessed
9. Should I pee now? Nah, I'll just pee in the pool.
10. I need to get a kickboard and pull buoy.
11. Why are there only red kickboards left? I hate the red kickboards. I only like the blue ones.
12. This is a crime against humanity. My day is already ruined because I didn't get a blue kickboard.
13. Can someone flip my cap for me? Someone? Anyone?
14. Thank you. ::Friend flips cap.:: OW OW OW OW.
::Dips toe into pool::
15. AHHHH THAT IS FREEZING. THAT IS ARCTIC. THIS IS WATER FOR A POLAR BEAR.
16. I'm not getting in.
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