Felicitys always be like, Would you so kindly get out the way bitch .
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If you had a Felicity doll:
You had red hair. Or you wanted red hair and were really excited when you got old enough to start coloring it from boxed Feria hair dye. Anyhow, you probably struggled a lot in your youth with being caught between childhood and becoming a young lady. You probably felt guilty about your boobs, but also kind of liked them. You wanted to go out for the basketball team but you also wanted to wear petticoats and bonnets. As you got a bit older, you realized you could kind of do both, and once you figured that out, you became the 4th grade boss bitch. NO TEA PLEASE INDEED MOTHERFUCKERS!
::drops mic::
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If you had a Samantha doll:
You were not rich, but desperately wanted others to think you were rich. So for years, when you got off the bus, you'd always walk slowly towards the big, fancy house on the block until the bus drove off, and then you'd turn around and go to your actual home, which was never good enough for you. It was just that you were refined from a young age — taking an interest in things like sushi, fencing, and playing the harp — and you felt that your surroundings didn't match. Certainly there was a rich Grandmary somewhere in the family who could save you from this lowbrow hell? Alas, no. Luckily, you mainly kept this fantasy to yourself, so you were still well-liked, and even popular in school. Like Samantha, you didn't discriminate when it came to your friends, so even if certain girls weren't quite "on your level," you still hung out with them. As a young girl, you had grand career ambitions, and it's not that you don't now, it's just that you're not quite aiming to be the first female U.S. president or the Greatest Female Painter Who Ever Lived. Fashion blogging, PR, or arts administration will do just fine.
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