Don’t worry, ladies, no matter what you do, they’ll be lookin’ at your shoes.
Become an astronaut!
Everyone will be clamoring to hear about your different hair styles!
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Become Secretary of State!
You may think people would discuss your accomplishments instead but you'd be wrong! The great news is that when you bring yourself to "the world stage" it will "include [your] sexuality" even if you didn't mean to!
Marvin Gentry / Reuters
Give a powerful speech at the U.N. about feminism.
You really can be giving a speech about anything. As long as you're standing in front of people moving your mouth (or not!), people will focus on the important stuff like your "elegant oatmeal dress" and "brown locks".
Carlo Allegri / Reuters
Become a Senator!
Gotta get 'em talking about your hair somehow! Really get people talking with the important questions like are you "reviving a dead trend?"
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