For the hot rando at your Friendsgiving table.
"The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting."
Note: This works best if you're lying across the dinner table.
NBC / Via funnyordie.com
"Let's make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard."
"Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries."
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"You make my turkey timer pop."
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