Drinking sure ain’t like it used to be.
"Career"
What it used to mean: An occupation that you do for the majority of your life.
What it means now: You have no damn clue.
Fox 2000 Pictures
"Kids"
What it used to mean: Young children.
What it means now: Something that you can't believe your parents had MORE THAN ONE OF when they were your age.
NBC
"Student loans"
What it used to mean: Money that you borrow to help you get through school.
What it means now: The main reason you're ready to cut a bitch whenever you look at your bank account.
Universal Pictures
"Rent"
What it used to mean: A certain amount of money you give to your landlord on a monthly basis in exchange for a place to live.
What it means now: The very bane of your existence because you constantly think about where else that money could be going, like to those damn loans.
Funny Or Die
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